- Punishment for parents
- Event designed to teach kids a valuable life lesson: If you don’t do what is required of you, someone else will do it for you.
Usage Example: “Your class is selling candy bars for a fundraiser?.. I’ll write the check now.”
Background: Schools, athletic teams and clubs will often hold fundraisers to punish the parents of participants.
Fundraisers are intended to generate money to help cover the operating costs of participating organizations. The people in charge of the fundraiser will say that it provides a great way for a group of 10 year-olds to get some sales experience. They say that it will teach them valuable life lessons. They will dispatch this group of children to exploit their social networks in order to keep the band program running.
This newly minted group of tiny door-to-door sales people then march out of the school determined to drop the box of coupon books on the kitchen counter and never think of them again.
Two days before the money is due at the school, the parents ask about the box on the counter. The kid mentions that it is for “some kind of fundraiser or something.” The parents then take the coupon books to work and attempt to sell them to their coworkers. After selling a few, they write a check for the remaining amount, so Mr. Fields, the band director, doesn’t break their legs in the driveway for failing to meet the payment deadline.
At this point, the circle of life is complete. Every fundraiser works the same way, every time.